Beat the dog

A slang term used to define an act of sexual self-gratification.
To masturbate (male).
Similar to the following:
* wank
* jerk off
* pull the pud
* bash the bishop
* choke the chicken
* milk the cow
* spank the monkey

My mother told me if I beat the dog one more time she's going to cut it off.

My girlfriend caught me beating the dog and decided to join in.

by FluffyDef June 12, 2011

beat-around dog

a person or dog that is scared of everything and frequently gets beat up and bossed around

"that kid is such a beat-around dog"

by amplifier1110 November 17, 2009

beating off the dog

To masturbate a dog while saying "red rocket"

Sharon: Stanley, what the hell are you doing?!
Stan: I'm beating off the dog. Red rocket, red rocket. (the other adults turn away or show shocked looks)

by KaiserBasara October 21, 2005

National beat your dog day

April 13th is national beat your dog day, this is a day where you beat your dog to near death.

Grab that wiener dog by its back legs and find a tree, it's national beat your dog day.

by Wiener dog April 11, 2018

beat like a dog

who can't read music. To be held to a standard you know nothing about or is impossible to meet, and to be constantly punished for not meeting that standard. A form of spouse abuse. The abuser uses Mr or Ms Wonderful as their standard, and average isn't good enough. A sign that a marriage is terminal.

I'm being beat like a dog who can't read music, and I don't know how much more I can take.

by knowman March 15, 2008