beat the bishop 

To manually stimulate the penis with the hand, typically until orgasm. To masturbate. So-called because the foreskin on the uncircumcized penis, when not retracted, is said to resemble a bishop's mitre.

Ma caught Jimbo last night, playing beat the bishop. She opened the door to say 'goodnight' just as he was jizzin' all over the quilt!

beat the bishop by Tummy AuGratin April 10, 2006

beat the bishop 

to flog the log
to stroke the salami
to play tug-of-war with cyclops
to shake the sausage

to fly solo
to jiggle the joystick
to tickle the tusk
to peel the banana

beat the bishop by Silky Smooth April 30, 2004

beat the bishop 

a synonym for the term "jerk off"

shit ....she so sluty , she made my dick hard. now i gotta go home and beat the bishop.

beat the bishop by tony January 24, 2004