beat the bishop

To manually stimulate the penis with the hand, typically until orgasm. To masturbate. So-called because the foreskin on the uncircumcized penis, when not retracted, is said to resemble a bishop's mitre.

Ma caught Jimbo last night, playing beat the bishop. She opened the door to say 'goodnight' just as he was jizzin' all over the quilt!

by Tummy AuGratin February 24, 2006

beat the bishop

to flog the log
to stroke the salami
to play tug-of-war with cyclops
to shake the sausage

to fly solo
to jiggle the joystick
to tickle the tusk
to peel the banana

by Silky Smooth April 30, 2004

beat the bishop

a synonym for the term "jerk off"

shit ....she so sluty , she made my dick hard. now i gotta go home and beat the bishop.

by tony January 25, 2004

beating the bishop

Masturbating.

How many times a day do you beat your bishop?

by chronicmasturbator March 28, 2003

beating the bishop

Jerking off / Wanking

Hey you wanna go for a ride?
Later, I’m beating the bishop

by OreoOnTop May 06, 2024