beat sheet 

The old sheet beside the bed you use to clean up jizz.

Johnny had no tissue to clean up his jizz so he just used his Beat Sheet.

beat sheet by cliftondj May 13, 2010

beat sheets 

beat sheets are typically pictures of girls that you find sexually attractive, these are copied to one sheet of paper and printed off. this sheet is then used to excite yourself whilst you masturbate.

tordy used his beat sheets last night, he added some girls he knows from college

beat sheets by umbaowew April 5, 2009

beat the sheets 

to have sex with someone in a bed

Hey sugar, you are looking hot, why don't you and I get out of here and go beat the sheets?

beat the sheets by Mark C from da D December 11, 2005

beatsheet 

Military slang: a very low-ply, government-issue sheet used in an open-bay barracks/dormitory setting hanging from the top bunk to give the bottom-bunk dweller an area of partial privacy from which to beat the meat or flick the bean, as the situation dictates.

Sergeant Major: what the fuck are all these beatsheets doing hanging up in my barracks, sergeant?! Take that shit down before the whole battalion goes blind god dammit!

beatsheet by Thunderkunt3000 May 25, 2021