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beat off chair

The chair in your man cave that is specifically reserved for beating off. The proper protocol for sitting in the beat off chair is a laptop with POV porn maximized and ensconced on ones lap.
Don was in the beat off chair airing out the boys to bukkake when his wife walked in on him.
by Beety McMeety January 6, 2012
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