bearded trumpet

A male genitalia with an astonishing amount and design of pubic hair

Basically a penis with a beard

I put a pair of glasses on my bearded trumpet to make him look more lifelike and fashion forward.

by Professor Arnold Brown November 29, 2015

trumpeter's beard

the soul patch-like beard that can be found under almost every trumpeter's lower lip.

check out that trumpeter's beard, he must be a true horn player.

by Josh Mogy. January 12, 2007