bear puss

Noun: A Bear Puss is a giant bear sized vagina that hungers for those in the upper class of the male patriarchy. The bear puss does not desire sex, but only the utter destruction of all successful men who disfavor the opinion of a woman. To most it is a kind and benevolent creature that seeks only to love and share kindness.

Dude 1: Yo dawg! I came up to my lady the other day in the library and started hitting it from the back! She was totally into it! When I finished I nutted all over this child standing close by and then compassionately kissed her. I reminded her how important she was to me and the significance of our relationship! It was a magical moment.

Trump-esque dude: Bro dawg bro! Fuck all that loving bull shit! You should’ve just punched her in her vagina and sent her back into the kitchen where she belongs! Women don’t matter! GRAB HER BY DAT PUSSSSSAYYYYYY!

Dude 1: Woah dawg. Not cool.

Dude 2: Yeah man. Keep talking like that and you will have a Bear Puss come in here and slowly eat you alive! Nobody wants that mo-fo. RESPECT WOMEN YOU CUNT!

bear puss by Geltick January 21, 2018

puss-bear

1. (Noun)50% puss, 50% bear
2. (Noun)generally used to describe a higly retarded, sour/over emotional human being.

"JEN, your such a puss-bear!!"

puss-bear by wessers September 5, 2005

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bear pussy • bear puss • polar bear pussy • puss-bear • bear • Bear Trap • Bear Claw • Bear Grylls • bear cat • bear hug

polar bear pussy

A mint white chocolate liquor shot.

1 part Crater Lake vodka
1 part Godiva white chocolate liqueur

0.5 part Rumpleminze
Can be served as a shot or martini.

Yo that polar bear pussy is minty!

polar bear pussy by 28 day cycle November 28, 2013

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bear pussy

A type of Russian hat, Ushanka

sweet bear pussy bro, thanks i got it yesterday

bear pussy by Seed Man March 11, 2017

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bear pussy

Bear pussy: noun, It is often cited that the sex organs of a female bear often resemble the battered human vagina of a sex worker. It is also a term used to describe a human vagina that is less than desirable.

Dude I got so wasted last night I fucked that fat bitch Carol and her bear pussy too!

bear pussy by Mizzzark twizzzain October 4, 2017

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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