Beam me up 

A Statement Basically Saying "Hit me up", "Call Me", "Message" and/or "Text Me" When your not busy

Mostly Used in Florida

Yo Papi when your not busy Just Beam Me up

Beam me up by Elfresh September 6, 2009

Beam me up 

An expression used when getting drunk off of Jim Beam, referring to Star Trek. When one says "Beam me up" They usually intend to get drunk to the point that they may as well actually be "beamed up," because they intend to be completely incoherent, and trying to carry out a real conversation with them would be almost impossible.

Scotty: Dude I just got a couple bottles of Jim Beam!
Ted: Shit dude! Beam me up!

Beam me up by hare bear September 9, 2010

beam me up 

A conversation piece that always puts a fine point to the conclusion of the dialogue. It also shows the serious nature of the statement.

That's not an airplane, it's a deceptacon! Beam me up. or "Steve is such an asshole, I hope he goes to the Madison tonight. Beam me up.

beam me up by Valentino the great January 10, 2004

Beam me up 

When you experience something, that makes you want to leave this planet.

Christian: "commies are winning in South America."
Emil: "Fucking clown world - beam me up."

Beam me up by Lmaojones July 3, 2021

beam me up 

Popularized by flamboyant Ohio senator James Traficant, used as an exclamatory ending to a controversial statement; to express frustration

I have been fighting the political machine since the day I arrived in Congress, and will do so 'til the day I die...Beam me up.

beam me up by Frank January 9, 2004

beam me up 

A way to say that you have made a final statement, rather than saying such as "fuck you" or "skippity bop pow", or "it's over, it's a scratch" Right Steve?

"I am not going to mow the lawn. Beam me up!"

beam me up by JP January 9, 2004

Beam me up 

when you move to new neighborhoodor city and you need somebody to introduce you to people in the city/town

jane just moved to newyork from a small town and said to tom " beem me up" cause he knew everyone

just moved into town and dont know anyone can someone beam me up

Beam me up by iamasinner June 11, 2021