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A beagenz is typically a homeless alpha male. Commonly found roaming the streets for drugs or on a bench at children's playground. A beagenz will pretty much snort, inject and or smoke anything it gets its hands on. As compassionate as a devil, a beagenz has a very gentle touch, to children, much like the touch of a father.

Your life isn't complete without a beagenz. Once you meet him or her, they will take your inner peace away and replace them with stress and problems.

A beagenz is hilariously awkward with women. they'll continuously touch you to make your day better, regardless of how 'rapey' it is. However, with chloroform and a baseball bat, they usually get their way with any woman he wants. If you want to know what it is like to experience a night full of a passionate dissent rape, a beagenz is always around the corner in a dark alleyway.
"They found her body beaten and raped"
"Ohh my, What happened?"
"She met Beagenz..."
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Bagenzie 

Usually pretty annoying. Can’t keep a bf and tends to scare them away with her terrible humor. Tends to get punched for no reason, but gets called funny when she’s high. Also she goes by bagins
Ann: “I really want to punch bagenzie rn”
Bagenzie by What’s it to ya September 13, 2019
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008