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A beagenz is typically a homeless alpha male. Commonly found roaming the streets for drugs or on a bench at children's playground. A beagenz will pretty much snort, inject and or smoke anything it gets its hands on. As compassionate as a devil, a beagenz has a very gentle touch, to children, much like the touch of a father.

Your life isn't complete without a beagenz. Once you meet him or her, they will take your inner peace away and replace them with stress and problems.

A beagenz is hilariously awkward with women. they'll continuously touch you to make your day better, regardless of how 'rapey' it is. However, with chloroform and a baseball bat, they usually get their way with any woman he wants. If you want to know what it is like to experience a night full of a passionate dissent rape, a beagenz is always around the corner in a dark alleyway.
"They found her body beaten and raped"
"Ohh my, What happened?"
"She met Beagenz..."
beagenz by Username384932104890 March 4, 2018
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