A beagenz is typically a homeless alpha male. Commonly found roaming the streets for drugs or on a bench at children's playground. A beagenz will pretty much snort, inject and or smoke anything it gets its hands on. As compassionate as a devil, a beagenz has a very gentle touch, to children, much like the touch of a father.
Your life isn't complete without a beagenz. Once you meet him or her, they will take your inner peace away and replace them with stress and problems.
A beagenz is hilariously awkward with women. they'll continuously touch you to make your day better, regardless of how 'rapey' it is. However, with chloroform and a baseball bat, they usually get their way with any woman he wants. If you want to know what it is like to experience a night full of a passionate dissent rape, a beagenz is always around the corner in a dark alleyway.
Your life isn't complete without a beagenz. Once you meet him or her, they will take your inner peace away and replace them with stress and problems.
A beagenz is hilariously awkward with women. they'll continuously touch you to make your day better, regardless of how 'rapey' it is. However, with chloroform and a baseball bat, they usually get their way with any woman he wants. If you want to know what it is like to experience a night full of a passionate dissent rape, a beagenz is always around the corner in a dark alleyway.
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Get the beagenz mug.Usually pretty annoying. Can’t keep a bf and tends to scare them away with her terrible humor. Tends to get punched for no reason, but gets called funny when she’s high. Also she goes by bagins
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