Beaching

When someone talks about themsleves, bragging about their accomplishments, and everything about them all the damn time!

Wayne: My dad makes $50,000 a year.

Annoyed listener: Cool...

Wayne: I got in an accident once, but my parents weren't even mad at me. In fact, they paid for everything.

Annoyed listener: Interesting

Wayne: I have....lets see....6....7.....8.....I'll just stop there at 8 cars. I have about 8 cars.

Annoyed listener: Dude, that's enough. You're totally beaching right now and I'm sick of it.

by larsthesailorman April 10, 2011

beach

Approaching a cracker and making a loud noise in their face similar to a seal (the kind that lives in the ocean).

Did you see that guy's face when I beached him?

by Greg&Cory December 22, 2004

beach

"beach" a word fobs try saying but end up saying "bitch"

mom:HEY! guess what?
co-worker:What?
mom: I live near the beach!
co-worker:ohh uhh yeah me too!
mom: its nice to live near a beach because its fun to swim in!
co-worker: what the hell?
mom:uhh...would you like to live near a beach?
co-worker: HELLLLL NAWWW!!!
mom:WELL YOU GO TO HELL!!

by nerak audab July 24, 2006

The Beach

A grassy location at the University of Pittsburgh containing many scantily clothed women/men. Usually it used in referance to Schendly Plaza but may also refer to the lawn of the Soilders and Sailors Memorial.

"Lets go to the beach and check out the scenary."

"The beach has a great view of the ocean"

by cdsaylor September 10, 2008

beached

When a person highly resembles a beached whale in a picture. The chin and neck area is sometimes huge and/or flabby, ruining the entire picture.

Oh, man. I look so beached in that picture. Untag me!

by talia06 May 6, 2006

Beaching

When you wear long pants and it is hot out side and your balls get sweaty and sticky, just like when your out in the sun at the beach!

"God damn it kevin i'm beaching again, i'm going to have to go wipe the sweat off again"

by Lucas aka douche November 20, 2005

Beach

I blunt of weed

Hey man I could really go for a beach right now....

by MorgyMorg October 25, 2008