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beach walk 

The act of moving your hand surreptitiously down a woman's (can be your own) body from the breasts to the pubis, then just slightly over enough to feel the 'lapping of the sea'
Girl: "What's your hand going south for Grant?"
Boy: "Oh, just a beach walk.."
OR
Girl: "I was in the shower and my hand was going for a beach walk. Before I realised... it jumped straight in the surf"
beach walk by Midlands Dude March 24, 2024
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Go walk on the beach 

A euphamism for "get the fuck outta here" It was inspired by Jeff Olsen after a heartbreak and a lonely walk on the beach at night. Tone of voice and range is a must in order to be properly communicated.
"Go Walk on the Beach, you faggot"

beach-walkers 

Shoes used to walk along the beach;
Flip-flops, thong sandals.
You look crazy wearing those beach-walkers with those socks..

beach-walkers by Salynn October 8, 2008

Beach walker 

A person(s) who go to the ocean, not to get in the water nor fish, to walk/lay on the beach
*on a pier*

Guy 1: I wish my girl wasn’t such a beach walker and would come fish with us

Guy 2: eh they’re all the same anyhow
Beach walker by Magic-D June 2, 2022

Beachwalker 

Is the a name for someone who is holding out on having sex as they want to be in a serious relationship. Similar to celibacy but incorrect as marriage isn't necessary. Doesn't mean you are not interested in having sex.
"Yeah dude she's all over me but she just won't have sax with me, no matter how romantic the dates are"
"Sounds like a beachwalker"
Beachwalker by UrbanOxford December 11, 2016
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026