beach crumbs Share definition Flag Small kernels of feces that get stuck in the hair of your beach, or "chode." After a sloppy poo, Sam had a lot of beach crumbs he had to wipe out. beach crumbs by jiggaslapnuts November 3, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the beach crumbs mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch
