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basically a penis

can be big small giant or tiny, but is usually used as big.
-Man, he's got a big bazonga!

-Man, she's got a big bazonga!
bazonga by mikerules111 February 27, 2007
1. Hairy testicles that are wrinkly and sagging.
2. Testicles that are wrinkly.
3. Testicles that are hairy.
Hey, did you see that one picture of that one guy with those bazongas?
bazonga by Pistachio June 18, 2004

shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger

The hands down greatest type of burger to ever exist. It consists of all the usual burger ingredients (mayo, onions, pickles, tomatoes, lettuce and ketchup) but with the addition of, about a cup of chocolate sauce, one full can of cat food, and some Parmesan cheese. As the chef, (Matt Wattson of Supermega) puts it. "This is the chefs special, the Shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger.
as Ryan Magee said once he ate the burger. "BLAGHGHGHG! EWWWWWW, fuck! FUCK YOU MATT! FUCK YOU. THIS FUCKING SHIT SUCKS. I SHOULD NEVER HAVE TRUSTED YOU! YOUR A FUCKING DICK! This stuipid shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger tastes like shit!

Babongas 

Girl#1: hey did you see rebecca last night

Girl#2: yea! I heard angel motorboated her babongas
Babongas by Bigtittygothgirl86 August 6, 2019
A phrase used to express sarcasm or jokes. Also a phrase commonly used in Big Bang Theory show by character Sheldon.
Person One: Tell me a Joke.
Person Two: Your life. Bazinga.
Bazinga by Common Russian April 18, 2018

bazoongas 

The bazoongas is a slang term for an entire womans breasts, including the nipples and areola.

Bazoongas come in all sizes and shapes, and have variations. White women tend to have white bazoongas with pinkish nipples, while those of other backgrounds can have darker ones, and brownish nipples to almost black.

The bazoongas are very stimulating to many men, who fantasize about them, and can easily reach sexual excitement and even ejaculate through thinking of them, or touching, kissing or smelling them. Bazoongas function is also nurturing and providing milk for babies.
If you go to a nude beach, you will be able to view many bazoongas, even the white ones will be sun-tanned probably, but they will all be very prominently displayed.
bazoongas by deevan again June 20, 2011