Bayan

Literally the most cutest person in the world, whenever the word Bayan is used, expect it to mean a lot. This name is given to those that just go beyond human understanding, because we are just unable to comprehend such an amazing person. If you're a Bayan, you most likely are perfect in every aspect. Bayan is that one person everyone wants but doesn't deserve. It's almost like, how you have choices in the world but you aren't able to chose a Bayan because she is simply out of reach. You don't chose a Bayan, a Bayan choses you. If you ever run into a Bayan make sure you don't push your luck because they are quick to be on their way. They only deserve the best and don't have time for other non-bayan leveled people. In order to reach Bayan level you have to go through a couple reincarnations , just enough to reach a portion of perfection. The thing with a Bayan is, you can never reach that amount of perfection to the original Bayan only a portion. This is when it is their choice to select you as theirs. If a Bayan choses you, then you have won at life itself and should marry this person right away. Drop everything you thought was the right path because Bayan is the only path you need now.

Friend 1: Hey what do you think of this person

Friend 2: OMG IS THAT BAYAN?!?! BAAAAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAAN

Friend 1: ??? What does that mean?

Friend 2: Bro you gotta wife her..

Friend 1: That is my wife...

Friend 2: BAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!

A Bayan: *The most perfect being just existing and concerned for these two*

by Zotsu August 24, 2021

Bayan

Sweetie, cutie, totally perfect person that no one can hate or get mad at

by youlneverknowwho April 8, 2003

Bayan

A joke, meme of any other type of media that was trending everywhere some time ago and posted again, usually for karma or likes.

Bayan jokes are seen so many times on different places of the internet that they are no longer funny.

Bayan. (As a comment to a meme)

by swalrus October 19, 2019

Bayan

such a hottie. she is soooo cute. i love her sooo much. she is nice and pretty and everything any guy would ever want. lol. what a luvable hugable gal. any guy would be lucky just to lay their eyes on her

she goes to the i.a.

by gurt April 10, 2003

Bayan

Sweet, Nice, Pretty, chill, and cool she all that, and everyone be wishen to be like her. I got this all from google so if yall think this fake lmk I feel like it ain't cause this sounds like a unqie name and my freind from ariazona got this name.

-Lalya Azker
Ight bye

Yo Bayan be lookin cute

by September 14, 2020

Bayan

Short ass people that are usually under 4 feet and will never grow tall

Person 1: Oh looks it Bayan!
Person 2: Oh looks it’s a midget!

by penis-stalker-999-penis October 16, 2019

bayan

she is so cute. she is such a PIMPETTE, but she is sooo cool. no guy will ever deserve her, cuz she deserves the best most perfect guy that you would never ever be able to find. all the guys try so hard to be great for her, but she is just a goddess, queen of the world and all the guys

Bayan Salyeh

by gurt April 10, 2003