baxenwhale 

One fat ass dude

"Haha that guys a fucking elephant!"
"nah, hes a baxenwhale"

baxenwhale by WikiaWHAT January 16, 2016

oliver baxendale 

To completely disappear without prior warning and reappear as if nothing happened. If questioned, play the fool and deny any such action.

Friend 1 : Where did Frank go?
Friend 2 : no idea, he must've pulled an Oliver Baxendale.
Frank : Hey guys!
Friend 1 : Where were you? You just vanished.
Frank : No I didn't.

oliver baxendale by gregor ross March 14, 2018

Baxendale 

Baxendale, adj. Having no purpose; purposeless; pointless; waste of time; unable to effect an aim.

I went for a walk in country Victoria but there was no one in a 1km radius so it was such a Baxendale afternoon.

Baxendale by Anon_CovidVic September 28, 2020

Baxendale 

A man who stabs in the back and/or sucks his way to the top

A man that can sink a piece of machinery in a body of water

That guy got a promotion. He must have pulled a Baxendale.

You see that dozer in the water. He totally Baxendale’d It.

Baxendale by Dozerboy April 18, 2019

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019