Battlefuck

The act of two or more men walking around like crabs with boners and begin to fight.

One loses when they go soft.

Jon: You see those gay dudes battlefucking?

Frank: YEAH! I got $5 on the black one!

by Whirlingd November 3, 2011

Battlefuck promotion

The act of a superior promoting a subordinate by having inappropriate relations with them and by virtue thereof, giving the subordinate the rank equal to or one higher than the superior. Normally seen in the military.

"Hey man, have you noticed that Private Doe has been acting like her shit doesn't stink lately? - Yeah. Rumor has it that the boss gave her a battlefuck promotion."

by USArmyK9 April 14, 2014

Bafflefuck

To be confused, you are bafflefucked

Ah, man this maths homework is bafflefuckingly hard

by totallyawesomedudeman June 14, 2010

battlelack

Any combination of an old, fat, gnarled, unsightly woman who is frumpy, dresses weird, etc. who doesn't have anything going for them besides their many cats at home.

Take a look at this old battlelack, she can't even drive.

by Spartans! August 7, 2006

banglefucking

When you have sex in stange places.

Joe:I fucked a chick on a play ground.

Devin:You sure like banglefucking.

by Joe July 19, 2004

battle fuck

1. To have aggressive sex with someone you fear or are intimidated by
2. To use aggressive sex as revenge
3. A type of person who has kinky, violent sex

Can be used as a verb or noun.
Originated in San Francisco, CA.

Example #1: She would "battle fuck" him.
Example #2: He deserves to be "battle fucked".
Example #3: She's a total "battle fuck".

by ZANDV October 8, 2011

Battlecock

Rooster from a gladiator background. Battlecock=Gamecock=Fighting rooster. A bird that has intense aggression, not trained to kill, just born in. All roosters will fight, BUT a Battle/Gamecock won't stop till his enemy has fallen and more often than not he will still pumble the already expired cock till he himself dies from exhaustion. Owners of Battle/Gamecocks typically take insanely great care of them "Mega huge pins, best food $ can buy, fresh water 3 times daily." Normally will end up fighting no more than 3 times and after that assuming he lives he will live his live in a monster pin with plenty of tail to pound, unlike egg hens which live in disgusting, disease-ridden warehouses in 4x4 battery pens with 15 other hens which ends up being incredibly cramped to the point of suffocation by trampling. If one was lucky enough to live to the age of 2 "if you call living in what makes Alcatraz look like paradise, lucky" you are then pulled by extreme force from your cage often getting wings/legs broken during this process and shipped to the slaughter house and so called humanely killed but in fact are just slammed into the ground until death comes.

'dude1' hey dude!, how have you been? 'dude2" ive been good but ive recently gotin into Battlecocks. 'dude1' you mean fighting roosters? dude your a cruel basterd! 'dude2' atleast they get ther shot at life. how many farm animals get to live til the actually die? most are killed in there pime for meat you jackass!

by The Legendary Battlecock November 23, 2011