sus battle(s) 

A sus battle is when you and a friend both say the most sus or gay thing you can think of. After you and your friend both say your sus speech you have a third party choose the winner

Friend one: I would tape a picture of your face to my wall then kiss the picture and call it daddy
Friend two: If me and you were ever alone in a room I would smack your face over and over until you moaned out my name and started crying because you love me so much
Third party: Sorry, friend one but friend two was just more sus than you, he wins the sus battle(s)

sus battle(s) by Chowe630 June 7, 2020

Wario's Battle Canyon

A map featured in the original Mario Party for Nintendo 64. Often considered the best Mario Party 1 map. It's the best, fight me.

This is what I'm talking about Wario's Battle Canyon, it's like the Wario take on Remember the Alamo!

Wario's Battle Canyon by Dingus_Kong August 31, 2021

Player Unknown's Battle Grounds 

Player Unknown's Battle Grounds (PUBG) is a Battle Royale game developed by PUBG Corporation. The Official Release date was in December 20, 2017. It is a realistic shooter unlike Fortnite which tends to be more cartoonish.

PUBG and Fortnite players always argue that their game is better. PUBG is more realistic. Its player base is mostly more mature individuals. Fortnite's playerbase is usually elementary age students to adults. Fortnite has a less mature playerbase.

A round in PUBG (Player Unknown's Battle Grounds) takes too long.

Player Unknown's Battle Grounds by [TRG] Potato December 11, 2018

Battle for Caution's McGriddle 

An object show about 20 fucking stupid objects battling for a shitty McGriddle. The worst character is OHGEE$Y. I mean, seriously. He's the worst.

Friend 1: "I'm in such a good mood today! I think I'll go play some golf!"
Friend 2: "Before you go, do you want to watch Battle for Caution's McGriddle with me? A new episode just came out today."
Friend 1: "DAMMIT! DAMMIT! DAMMIT!"

*Friend 1 cracks Friend 2's head open with his golf club.*

Battle for Caution's McGriddle by Marguerite117 October 2, 2021

That’s so battle 

When u see somethingEPIC it’s so battle tbh

Person 1, “wow did you see that”
Person 2, “ yeah that’s so battle”

That’s so battle by Stevensoneverlee April 7, 2022

Battle of the Josh’s 

A day in a middle of a field off the side of the highway in Lincoln, Nebraska, all the Josh’s in the world will fight until there’s only one.

Bro: Hey, it’s national battle of the Josh’s day, you know what that means.
Josh: Really?! I’m winning

Battle of the Josh’s by Robert Pattinson is the best April 22, 2021

National battle of the Josh’s 

On April 24th 2021 was the first ever NATIONAL Battle of the Josh’s, The First Victor was named Josh, even though we all thought Josh would win, Josh in fact came on top and won. Hopefully this becomes a yearly event. Every April 24th should be National battle of the Josh’s.

Josh: Hey josh what did you do April 24th.

Other josh: i was at the battle of the josh’s.

3rd josh: Hey josh’s what are you all talking about.

Josh: just the national josh battle.

3rd josh: hopefully i can participate next year if it happens.

National battle of the josh’s: A battle where Josh’s meet up and duke it out to see who is the real and true josh.

National battle of the Josh’s by Woris2216 April 25, 2021