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batman-ing 

Batman-ing or to do the batman is a game/competition played by men. It consists of crossing your arms and putting your fingers in a 'ok' sign language position, over your eyes, while saying "batman".
The ok sign resembles the batmask, and your arms must be crossed.
The girl should ideally NOT find out!
- "dude what's your latest batman-ing scoret"
- "i could only do 2, we fucked missionary stlye"
-"lame, noob".
batman-ing by frenchiethefool June 5, 2011
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Batman'ing 

(verb) to leave a chatroom unexpectedly with out announcing it to others
Chatter 1: Hello?
Chatter 2: Hi!
Chatter 2: ...
Chatter 2: Goddamnit! Stop Batman'ing on me!
Batman'ing by Sallyandthestars September 13, 2009

Texas-batman'ing 

(verb) |teksəsˈbatmən'i ng| Being a black, homosexual male from the southern US, while wearing pink shirts draped over just ONE shoulder and having a pierced nose, meticulously bleached denim jeans, while simultaneously grooming your hair with your effortlessly loose wrist and pounding another homo thug from behind.
"Oh you got the HIV. Damn, you shouldn't have been Texas-batman'ing that one time, dude."

batmaning 

planking from an inverted position so that your feet are flexed on the top of an object. gives the appearance that one is a bat, or batman
batmaning is way more intense than planking
batmaning by amann24 August 30, 2011

Batmanning 

The act of pulling out during doggy style, then saying "To the batcave!" And proceeding to put it in her ass.
Hey babe, you wanna try batmanning tonight? It'll be fun!
Batmanning by Shurikinney June 30, 2020

Batmanning 

The act of taking someone out to the movies, and walking through an alley, and shooting them.
Mark "What happened last night man"
Jacob "Man I went batmanning with a girl"
Mark" What the fuck dude?!?!"
Batmanning by Dinosaur Peenus January 25, 2017

batmaning 

When one is driving at night, turns off their lights and says "Batman".This dangerous technique is used to evade enemies in pursuit. If possible, pull into a dark side alley to let them pass. This tactic is useful for evading police as well.
"Dude, they're tailing us. What we going to do?"

-turns off headlights-

"No worries man. I'm batmaning!"
batmaning by dangles November 1, 2012
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