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Bathroom Broadband 

The laying of a long brown cable in the toilet bowl
Girlfriend: 'you spent ages in the bathroom, what were you doing?'

You: 'Just laying the bathroom broadband'
Bathroom Broadband by Supersonic- November 14, 2009

Bathroom Brotherhood 

When you're taking a fat one in the stall and a loud noise comes out of your ass and the person in the next stall says "Nice".
Person 1: Aaaah *Ass creates unearthly sound*
Person 2: Nice.
Person 1: Glad to see the bathroom brotherhood still exists.

Broken Lock in the Bathroom 

The lock on the stall door of a bathroom in a public place is broken of gone
There is a broken lock in the bathroom
Someone walked in on me using the bathroom because of the broken lock in the bathroom

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004