bat rag

A towel, rag or other absorbent fabric used to clean up ones load after completion of the task in assisting the one eyed trouser snake to increase its surface temperature via relative tangential motion.

Hey dude I bashed one out watching a documentary on the Discovery Channel, I used my bat rag to clean up my massive load. Best pull I've had all day.

by Dirk Rictor November 23, 2016

Batrag

A rag, towel or otherwise absorbent piece of material able to rap around your nob to take a load from a random wank.

Watch out for my batrag behind the passenger seat.

I just use my batrag if she won’t let me in her.

by Batragman February 23, 2024