bastard fart

simply a fart with two tablespoons of shit contained within it.
"I farted today, and had to change my drawers, it was definitly a bastard fart."
by Kelly Harris November 07, 2007
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Bastard Fart

A bastard fart is when a lady quiefs, and a cum bubble comes out.
She was just laying there, and she turned to me and said that was definetly a bastard fart.
by mr. aric burns May 23, 2011
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fart bastard

a person who sharts aggressively without a filter
mike farted so aggressively it shook the house, he is definitely a fart bastard
by fart bastard July 23, 2022
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