Bastard face
Bastard face by <3Lex March 16, 2008
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bastard face
This god like icon only reside in the elitest of areas,and look down upon the rest of the dregs of life, especially "Brummies".Found shopping in 24 hr Tesco's. Wouldn't be seen dead in places like "Aldi" @ "Lidl",but take great pleasure from shopping on the internet market place E.Bay.
They are so much in love with them-selves that no mere low life could ever live up to their expectations.
Also fit into the catagories "Dipstick" "Dickhead" @ IT!!!!
They are so much in love with them-selves that no mere low life could ever live up to their expectations.
Also fit into the catagories "Dipstick" "Dickhead" @ IT!!!!
bastard face by Anonymous August 20, 2003
Exercising Bastard Face
The look of red-faced, constipated anger that appears on normally quite quiet and placid people when exercising or playing sports.
Mrs Jones: Never you mind our Vinnie, Mavis. He’s like a little teddy bear off the pitch, that’s just his exercising bastard face.
Exercising Bastard Face by Fouloldron November 10, 2022
Exercising Bastard Face
The look of red-faced, constipated anger that appears on normally quite quiet and placid people when exercising or playing sports.
Mrs Jones: Nevermind our Vinnie, Mavis. He’s like a little teddy bear off the pitch, that’s just his exercising bastard face.
Exercising Bastard Face by Fouloldron November 10, 2022
stupid ugly bastard faced fascist
A term used to insult someone when a simple one word insult such as bastard or twat will not suffice. The combination of words gives the user the ultimate verbal tool against any foe which rolls off the tongue and is enjoyable to utter at someone who has wronged you.
stupid ugly bastard faced fascist by Lt. Jhonty Rhodes Pegasus III May 17, 2006
Half faced bastard
A term used to discribe an individual whom is deseptive or two faced .
It can also be used with a discriptive word in jest for someone who caught you off guard or surprised you .
It can also be used with a discriptive word in jest for someone who caught you off guard or surprised you .
Example 1. So you took my money and blame it on Keith you half faced bastard !
Example 2. Did you just Sup my pint you cheeky half faced bastard ?
Example 2. Did you just Sup my pint you cheeky half faced bastard ?
Half faced bastard by Big Daddy mac November 22, 2016
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