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Bassetts 

To be in "all sorts of trouble".

Bassetts is more than just a word, it's a way of life! Invented in The Medway Towns in 1999, this word has spread like wildfire throughout the country.
"Oh shit, I'm in Bassetts"!

"That bloke is in a shit-load of Bassetts"!

"Ah, he's a Bassetts man"!
(i.e. he's a man that is continuously in all sorts of trouble).

Bassetts by Sean Collins September 12, 2007
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Angela Bassett Moment

A moment in which a man/woman get's incredibly angry and pissed at his/her lover (usually for infidelity) and goes bat-shit crazy. Usually involves destroying all of their partner's personal belongings they can find. May involve a bonfire.

-Comes from the movie "Waiting to Exhale"
The Angela Bassett Moment:

This motherfucker is psychotic! I bet you there are serial killers less anal. A white woman's the only one who will TOLERATE your smug ass. I was your white woman for eleven years! You couldn't have started that damn company without me. Hell, I WORKED MY ASS OFF! I mean, I got a Masters' degree in business, and there I was - his secretary, his office manager, and his COMPUTER! "No, Bernadine, you can't start the catering business this year. Why don't you wait a few years? Yeah, don't start now; wait one, two, three years. I need you to be the FUCKING BACKGROUND to MY foreground!" 732...732...the number of times that we made love. I remember when that bastard told me he was counting - right after 51! I'll show you! FUCK ME FOR NOT LEAVING YOUR ASS THEN! But the worst, oh the FUCKING worst, was making my kids go to a school with two other black children because you didn't want them to be improperly influenced. Well, guess what, John?! YOU'RE THE MOTHERFUCKING IMPROPER INFLUENCE! Get your shit, get your shit, and GET OUT!

Joshua Bassett 

the Best adjective to use when describing Joshua Bassett.

No adjectives compares so Joshua Bassett now has his own adjective
Joshua Bassett by Urmumshouse December 9, 2019

Joshua Bassett 

one of the most beautiful human beings on planet earth
Joshua Bassett by imafurry321 December 22, 2019

Joshua bassett 

The most hottest person out there hes the guy that im going to marry some day hes so beautiful and amazing
Oh wow look at that joshua bassett he is so hot i wish i had shoulders like him

Joshua Bassett 

Very hot ass man who deserves more and he dgaf about what others think of him.

Platinum Bassett 

A Fred Bassett cartoon which is in fact so hilarious, that it is awarded the highest honor. Usually a three panel comic.
"Fred, that is hilarious! P-P-Platinum Bassett!"
Platinum Bassett by Kayne M. Dewhurst September 1, 2007
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Failure Shower 

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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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