basnett 

Use of the word basnett is derived from the meaning of the word stupid.

basnett
noun
INFORMAL
Don't lock it, basnett!

(informal) A person might also say a thing is basnett because it annoys them or has in some way caused them a problem.
Have your basnett book back if it's so important to you.
I hate doing this basnett exercise, I just can't get it right.

Whose basnett idea was it to travel at night?

One more basnett mistake like that and the whole deal could fall apart.

basnett by Anonymous February 12, 2003

Angela Bassett Moment

A moment in which a man/woman get's incredibly angry and pissed at his/her lover (usually for infidelity) and goes bat-shit crazy. Usually involves destroying all of their partner's personal belongings they can find. May involve a bonfire.

-Comes from the movie "Waiting to Exhale"

The Angela Bassett Moment:

This motherfucker is psychotic! I bet you there are serial killers less anal. A white woman's the only one who will TOLERATE your smug ass. I was your white woman for eleven years! You couldn't have started that damn company without me. Hell, I WORKED MY ASS OFF! I mean, I got a Masters' degree in business, and there I was - his secretary, his office manager, and his COMPUTER! "No, Bernadine, you can't start the catering business this year. Why don't you wait a few years? Yeah, don't start now; wait one, two, three years. I need you to be the FUCKING BACKGROUND to MY foreground!" 732...732...the number of times that we made love. I remember when that bastard told me he was counting - right after 51! I'll show you! FUCK ME FOR NOT LEAVING YOUR ASS THEN! But the worst, oh the FUCKING worst, was making my kids go to a school with two other black children because you didn't want them to be improperly influenced. Well, guess what, John?! YOU'RE THE MOTHERFUCKING IMPROPER INFLUENCE! Get your shit, get your shit, and GET OUT!

Angela Bassett Moment by IAmYoFatha June 24, 2012

Vern Barnett 

Someone who takes credit for the work of others because they are incompetent. Often fidgeting with their face during conversations, a Vern Barnett is completely oblivious to how disgusting they appear to those around them.

That Vern Barnett really came off as an asshole when they took credit for Steve's work, picking at his face during the entire meeting made him look like a joke.

Vern Barnett by RobertBlood August 5, 2019

Matthew Barnett 

A rapist from Rapetown, USA (aka Maryville, MO) who preys on the young and vulnerable/unconscious. His tactics include leaving victims to die in freezing temperatures, calling in political favors from his Grandpappy and encouraging friends to harass victims, or in some instances, even burn down their homes. Matthew is known for his exceptionally long neck and $10 DUI fines.

Mary: Hey, how is that long necked rapist over there not in jail?!

Jane: oh, that's Matthew Barnett. His Grandpappy called in favors for him, including the destruction of evidence.

Mary: hide yo kids, hide yo wife!!

Matthew Barnett by Poofor October 17, 2013

Christopher Barnett 

Hi, I am Christopher Barnett. I am a man of weirdness and oddness; I am eccentric, white and nerdy, and a great friend.
Having me as a friend is a real privilege because I will never leave you, even when you want me to.

Christopher Barnett sent a meme that changed me from the inside... In a bad way!

Christopher Barnett by Real_NoobToob May 3, 2020

Joshua Bassett 

the Best adjective to use when describing Joshua Bassett.

No adjectives compares so Joshua Bassett now has his own adjective

He is just so Joshua Bassett

Joshua Bassett by Urmumshouse December 9, 2019

Joshua Bassett 

one of the most beautiful human beings on planet earth

Joshua Bassett is a smol bean

Joshua Bassett by imafurry321 December 22, 2019