barnwad

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A person who has no common sense.

That person just walked right in front of that train, what a barnwad.

barnwad by Bigslim33 May 2, 2019

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barwad

The crumpled, unorganized, rat's nest looking wad of cash usually consisting of ones and fives (though tens and twenties can sometimes, though rarely, be seen) found in the pockets of someone who went out drinking (heavily) after an ill-advised decision to pull out a few twenties from the bank/ATM. The barwad, when uncrumpled and counted, is typically found to be considerably less than the amount withdrawn. Most often found on patrons of cash-only bars.

1. I had a terrible day today. I was so incredibly hungover, puked three times after I woke up, and then when I tried to grab some food, my barwad from last night could barely pay for my breakfast burrito.

2. I woke up with the gnarliest barwad today!

barwad by moncho December 27, 2007

Related Words

barnwad • barwaddlekweef • barwad • barn warming • barn widow

barwaddlekweef

when you mess up so badly you get disowned and get raped

Damnit! i barwaddlekweefed that shot.

barwaddlekweef by barwaddlekweef February 15, 2022

barwaddlekweef

when you fuck up something so bad you’re parents disown you

God damnit you really barwaddlekweefed that one.

barwaddlekweef by barwaddlekweef February 15, 2022

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026