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The crumpled, unorganized, rat's nest looking wad of cash usually consisting of ones and fives (though tens and twenties can sometimes, though rarely, be seen) found in the pockets of someone who went out drinking (heavily) after an ill-advised decision to pull out a few twenties from the bank/ATM. The barwad, when uncrumpled and counted, is typically found to be considerably less than the amount withdrawn. Most often found on patrons of cash-only bars.
1. I had a terrible day today. I was so incredibly hungover, puked three times after I woke up, and then when I tried to grab some food, my barwad from last night could barely pay for my breakfast burrito.

2. I woke up with the gnarliest barwad today!
barwad by moncho December 27, 2007
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Derived From the elvish language of Twengar, also known as The Black Speech Of Mordor, Barad Dur translates into Dark Tower
When you say Barad Dur you are actually spekaing the foulest langauge ever to grace the face of the planet.
Barad Dur by Sauron May 13, 2005
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Barbados 

A Caribbean island of sun, sand and fun. It is home to some of the greatest cricket players in the history of the game. Barbados, with its long historical ties to Great Britian is affectionately referred to as "Little England." It is also the birthplace of rum-- and still delivers award-winning rums to to this day.
Barbados sweet fuh days!
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Brawadis 

Brawadis also is known as Brandon Awadis was born on June 23, 1995, in San Diego, California. His parents are known by their internet names Papa Rug and Mama Rug. He is a famous YouTuber, an aspiring NBA analyst and a fan of the Phoenix Suns basketball team.

- FaZe Rug's older brother
- Phoenix Suns fan
- Plays basketball frequently
- Has a pet named Bosley (a pug)

- Has 2 parents that own a YouTube channel (Papa Rug & Mama Rug)
Brawadis is a huge Pheonix Suns fan
Brawadis plays too much basketball
Brawadis is a very caring person and prioritizes family and friends
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Barwaaqo 

Barwaaqo is a kind hearted girl, she is loved by all, if you need a friend to talk to at your darks times Barwaaqo would be the one you need at that time. Barwaaqo is a funny person and likely be the first person to die in a horror movie 😂 she brightens your day with just a soft smile. Barwaaqo’s name translate peace,god’s rain, and is one of the most beautiful Somali girl names
Barwaaqo (as in a word, not a name) is used to wish someone peace (and blessings)

“May god bless you with Barwaaqo”
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Bargadon 

Also known as “Dandelions”.

Something that only very strange two-year olds are afraid of.

The only way to help somebody who is afraid of bargadons is to put a towel over their head and drag them elsewhere.

Showcased in Allie Brosh’s “Solutions and Other Problems”
Person 1: “WHAT IS WRONG”
Person 2: “BARGADONS”

Picking coconuts in Barbados 

Contributing nothing to a conversation due to spacing out/daydreaming or lack of comprehension
“So what do you think about the Russian invasion of Ukraine and UN’s actions or lack thereof?”

“Picking coconuts in Barbados, man haha”
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