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The crumpled, unorganized, rat's nest looking wad of cash usually consisting of ones and fives (though tens and twenties can sometimes, though rarely, be seen) found in the pockets of someone who went out drinking (heavily) after an ill-advised decision to pull out a few twenties from the bank/ATM. The barwad, when uncrumpled and counted, is typically found to be considerably less than the amount withdrawn. Most often found on patrons of cash-only bars.
1. I had a terrible day today. I was so incredibly hungover, puked three times after I woke up, and then when I tried to grab some food, my barwad from last night could barely pay for my breakfast burrito.

2. I woke up with the gnarliest barwad today!
barwad by moncho December 27, 2007
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Derived From the elvish language of Twengar, also known as The Black Speech Of Mordor, Barad Dur translates into Dark Tower
When you say Barad Dur you are actually spekaing the foulest langauge ever to grace the face of the planet.
Barad Dur by Sauron May 13, 2005
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Barbados 

A Caribbean island of sun, sand and fun. It is home to some of the greatest cricket players in the history of the game. Barbados, with its long historical ties to Great Britian is affectionately referred to as "Little England." It is also the birthplace of rum-- and still delivers award-winning rums to to this day.
Barbados sweet fuh days!
Barbados by Consett Bay Killa May 13, 2005

Brawadis 

Brawadis also is known as Brandon Awadis was born on June 23, 1995, in San Diego, California. His parents are known by their internet names Papa Rug and Mama Rug. He is a famous YouTuber, an aspiring NBA analyst and a fan of the Phoenix Suns basketball team.

- FaZe Rug's older brother
- Phoenix Suns fan
- Plays basketball frequently
- Has a pet named Bosley (a pug)

- Has 2 parents that own a YouTube channel (Papa Rug & Mama Rug)
Brawadis is a huge Pheonix Suns fan
Brawadis plays too much basketball
Brawadis is a very caring person and prioritizes family and friends
Brawadis by Cqmbo May 27, 2019

Barwaaqo 

Barwaaqo is a kind hearted girl, she is loved by all, if you need a friend to talk to at your darks times Barwaaqo would be the one you need at that time. Barwaaqo is a funny person and likely be the first person to die in a horror movie 😂 she brightens your day with just a soft smile. Barwaaqo’s name translate peace,god’s rain, and is one of the most beautiful Somali girl names
Barwaaqo (as in a word, not a name) is used to wish someone peace (and blessings)

May god bless you with Barwaaqo”
Barwaaqo by Eveyyyy✨✨ March 22, 2021

Bargadon 

Also known as “Dandelions”.

Something that only very strange two-year olds are afraid of.

The only way to help somebody who is afraid of bargadons is to put a towel over their head and drag them elsewhere.

Showcased in Allie Brosh’s “Solutions and Other Problems”
Person 1: “WHAT IS WRONG”
Person 2: “BARGADONS”

Picking coconuts in Barbados 

Contributing nothing to a conversation due to spacing out/daydreaming or lack of comprehension
“So what do you think about the Russian invasion of Ukraine and UN’s actions or lack thereof?”

“Picking coconuts in Barbados, man haha”
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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