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barsteward

a) A polite way of saying bastard word
b) Someone who serves drinks from behind a bar with a smug manner
You are a stupid barsteward
barsteward by Dave July 8, 2003

barbiste 

The term 'barbiste' originated in 17th century France, in a city called Strasbourg. It was a name given to barbers who specialised in only one style of beards. This typically involved using a razor to shave the beard completely leaving only behind a curvaceous moustache. Over time, the term became associated with highly specialised employees with a narrow and limited skill-set i.e. synonym to One Trick Pony and antonym to Jack of all Trades.
Example 1:
Marie-Jeanne: What happened to your beard?
Malotru: I went to the barbiste and got this badass tache.
Marie-Jeanne: There's nothing badass about your 'tache' - you just look like any other creep with a moustache.

Example 2:

M. Gims: Did you hear about Charlotte from the Fragrance department? Apparently she got fired last week.
Brouteminou: No way! Was she the one that used to predict your baby's gender using a necklace?
M. Gims: No not her. It was the one that always matched her eyeshadow with whatever dress she was wearing. Well apparently she was just a barbiste after all - her only skill was spraying perfume in one direction.
barbiste by DoesSheEvenGoHere August 6, 2019

Babystewie

Babystewie means....
A baby that believes adults
Better hear their thoughts but
Yelling and screaming is what comes out
So adults can see them thoughts

Ticking in the babies head
Even looks like she says dam u u woman
World domination Is possible
Including the baby talking to animals
Eliminating ur thoughts in a instant

Babystewie is a baby that believes that you can hear their thoughts
Everyone has baby in their life that acts like a babystewie
Babystewie by PRETTY IN COPPER February 13, 2017
something you do when u wanna do it, but cant
im being barbastic
barbastic by Anonymous September 5, 2003

barfsteward 

A person that is so disgusting that they make you physically ill.
John:

"I found a squidgy lump on one of my testicles this morning."

Sarah:

"Leave me alone and talk to a doctor you dirty barfsteward!"
barfsteward by Memebrain December 26, 2011

barbastical

Aroused and in the mood for any action that includes michael cera.
I love michael cera, I'm so barbastical right now mmm.
barbastical by conchf April 25, 2022
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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