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baratheon

Man, he's so Baratheon, I'm so wet atm
by ShinyS November 24, 2017
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Joffrey Baratheon

Piece of shit king from Game of Thrones that *spoiler alert* deserved to die.

He was a lil bitch too.
"Yo did you see the episode where *spoiler alert* Joffrey Baratheon dies?"
"Hell yeah man thats the best episode yet!"
by chancethezaddy December 5, 2017
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joffrey baratheon

The most hated king from Game of Thrones. Powerful and Strong (yet whines like a little girl)
Guy: Hey do you know Joffrey Baratheon from GOT

Girl: oh yea i know him. Hes the king right

Guy: um yea
by DOPE.HIPSTER June 7, 2016
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Joffrey Baratheon

A serial killer king from Game of Thrones that has done lots of horrible shit throughout the first four seasons. Fortunately, he died in season 4 episode 2 due to poisoning.
My mother: Joffrey Baratheon is a serial killer. I hate that guy.

Me: I’m glad he died in season four episode 2.
by AntiCircumcisionMan August 11, 2021
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barkathon

When neighborhood dogs who are outdoors in their little adjacent yards all begin to bark in unison in response to something unknown to the human mind.
Yup, it’s another two AM barkathon; they really are all part of one enormous pack, despite those fences!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 3, 2019
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Baratheonizing

The state of being so clueless or caught up in revelry that one doesn't have aclue what is happening around them, often leading to negative consequences for said person
He was so busy baratheonizing, he didn't realize that his wife had a bastard son with her own brother.
by WoodThrush June 3, 2017
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barathon

(bar•a•thon) consist in a long distance drinking race.

Typically the athletes involved in this activity will have to choose a neighborhood packed with bars. The race starts in the first bar on your way to the end of the street/neighborhood. The finish line is usually defined by the angle between the sidewalk and the road (the distant depends on the contestants and the drinks). You will have to get one drink of your choice in as many different bars as you can.

A nice way to visit a city!
Dude last week we did a barathon with Jacqi, I'm still hung over.
by Cheksa April 28, 2008
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