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Joffrey Baratheon
Piece of shit king from Game of Thrones that *spoiler alert* deserved to die.
He was a lil bitch too.
He was a lil bitch too.
"Yo did you see the episode where *spoiler alert* Joffrey Baratheon dies?"
"Hell yeah man thats the best episode yet!"
"Hell yeah man thats the best episode yet!"
Joffrey Baratheon by chancethezaddy December 5, 2017
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joffrey baratheon
Guy: Hey do you know Joffrey Baratheon from GOT
Girl: oh yea i know him. Hes the king right
Guy: um yea
Girl: oh yea i know him. Hes the king right
Guy: um yea
joffrey baratheon by DOPE.HIPSTER June 7, 2016
Joffrey Baratheon
A serial killer king from Game of Thrones that has done lots of horrible shit throughout the first four seasons. Fortunately, he died in season 4 episode 2 due to poisoning.
My mother: Joffrey Baratheon is a serial killer. I hate that guy.
Me: I’m glad he died in season four episode 2.
Me: I’m glad he died in season four episode 2.
Joffrey Baratheon by AntiCircumcisionMan August 11, 2021
barkathon
When neighborhood dogs who are outdoors in their little adjacent yards all begin to bark in unison in response to something unknown to the human mind.
Yup, it’s another two AM barkathon; they really are all part of one enormous pack, despite those fences!
barkathon by Dr Bunnygirl June 3, 2019
Baratheonizing
The state of being so clueless or caught up in revelry that one doesn't have aclue what is happening around them, often leading to negative consequences for said person
He was so busy baratheonizing, he didn't realize that his wife had a bastard son with her own brother.
Baratheonizing by WoodThrush June 3, 2017
barathon
(bar•a•thon) consist in a long distance drinking race.
Typically the athletes involved in this activity will have to choose a neighborhood packed with bars. The race starts in the first bar on your way to the end of the street/neighborhood. The finish line is usually defined by the angle between the sidewalk and the road (the distant depends on the contestants and the drinks). You will have to get one drink of your choice in as many different bars as you can.
A nice way to visit a city!
Typically the athletes involved in this activity will have to choose a neighborhood packed with bars. The race starts in the first bar on your way to the end of the street/neighborhood. The finish line is usually defined by the angle between the sidewalk and the road (the distant depends on the contestants and the drinks). You will have to get one drink of your choice in as many different bars as you can.
A nice way to visit a city!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Slop Grenade
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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