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Bantchester United 

Bantchester United aka history fc is a club polluted by shameless fans. They can finish 10th and still chat about winning the treble in 99 💀
Person 1: who do you support

Person 2: bantchester United
Bantchester United by Ermerok August 8, 2023
1. To be colossally stupid

2. To have the looks of a Serbian War Criminal
"Imaad, why are you wearing that black hoodie? You look like a real Bantchev,"
Bantchev by abhayk March 9, 2017
Someone who is a bitch, but not a total bitch; a likeable bitch.
-You know Rigo?

-Yah, I love that guy
-Yah, me to too he’s totally a bautch.
Bautch by XxCH4RG3RxX1 January 25, 2019
Someone who is a bitch and a fruit at the same time, specifically a banana
Hey Christian, you're a banitch
banitch by Proud cuntaloupe March 3, 2017

Banuthwinkletoefucksooslenoodusphobia 

The fear that someone is going to put a banana in your mouth while you are asleep.
Person 1: "Hey man, I have Banuthwinkletoefucksooslenoodusphobia"

Person 2: "What?"

Person 1: "It is a fear of someone putting a banana in your mouth when you're asleep"

Person 2: "Ah, ok"
person displaying extreme levels of banter
Jalen is such a bantchu, he loves to smell
Bantchu by T_rackz April 25, 2022
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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