The fear that someone is going to put a banana in your mouth while you are asleep.
Person 1: "Hey man, I have Banuthwinkletoefucksooslenoodusphobia"

Person 2: "What?"

Person 1: "It is a fear of someone putting a banana in your mouth when you're asleep"

Person 2: "Ah, ok"
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