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banter bomb 

Noun. Colloquial. A nugget of chat so stinky that when it is dropped (usually by a bantex or chob) any bonhomie in the surrounding area is instantly blown away. If the banter bomb is particularly explosive only a banter machine will be able to prevent any joie de vivre being sucked ruthlessly away from those unfortunate enough to be in the vicinity.

Origin: Men going on tours together and becoming morally reprehensible
'It was all going well in there until the Chob piped up and dropped that banter bomb about his girlfriend not looking like a clown'
banter bomb by Walds May 14, 2005
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banter bomb 

Noun. An piece of high quality weapons-grade explosive bant that one drops on or plants in a conversation.
Some chob was talking to that teen. I swooped in and dropped three banter bombs ...
banter bomb by Saunceston August 1, 2011

Batter Bomb 

In the USA it's when you bust your nut in your hand and then slap the chick you just got done smashing. Preferably in the face but on the ass is acceptable.
After I got done butt fucking your mom, I pulled out and gave that old slut a batter bomb.
Batter Bomb by GhettoSupreme July 21, 2012

Batter Bomb 

Most commonly used in the UK and most of europe, a batter bomb is slang for a cum shot, or ejaculation load. It is only a true batter bomb if u catch the female in the face unexpectadly (sp)
DUDE,BRO i was fuckin this chick, i was about to cum, i pulled out and caught her in the face with a massive batter bomb! OWNED
Batter Bomb by The Real Sweetlou October 13, 2008

banner bombing 

On the latest version of facebook, there is a banner of your 5 most recently tagged photos. This is a way in which someone can gain a first glimpse at who you are. This also is something that can be taken advantage of, in the form of Banner Bombing. Banner Bombing is when you create an album such as the following, https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.2229722906750.2132312.1358168227, which allows you to make their banner into something hilarious. Our banner of choice was a cartoon drawn penis. This is fun to do your friends, co-workers, ex-girlfriends, and your even your enemies.

Banner Bombing, The latest Facebook trend!
Example One:
-Jane is facebook creeping on her friends sally. She then clicks a comment by nick on one of sallys status'.

-Jane is instanly horrified at the large genitalia looking right at her at the top of nick's profile page.

Example Two:
--James wakes up in the morning after a good night sleep.

--James decides to log onto facebook, and is greeted with, "You have 5 new tagged photos!"

--James gets excited to see what they are, he soon finds out that he has been a victim of banner bombing
banner bombing by NickKMarcD June 30, 2011

Banner Bombing 

Tactic developed by Sir Christoff Wagenaar as a means to undermine and defeat rival fans, haters, or just plain people you want to humiliate. You go to My-Banners.com and find or make a banner that you know the person will hate, then upload it and tag it to their page, leaving a banner across the top. BOOSH!!!
Kat: (Red Sux Fan) Chris:(Yankees Fan) Kat: "Hey Chris, Rex Sux Ruleee!" Chris: "Bitch, Please" Banner Bombing on Kat's wall: "Yankees" Across the top POW POW!

batterbomb

A Batterbomb refers to ejaculation. "Batter" is a shortened form of "baby batter" which is slang for male sperm. The "bomb" refers to its impact on a person's, preferably a woman's, face.
IE: After they screwed he dropped a Batterbomb on her face.
batterbomb by 1LOWAZN September 2, 2007