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v. as in "to bannon." 1. the act of attempting to suck one's own dick and failing; 2. the act of attempting to suck one's own dick and failing miserably because it's too f*cking short to reach beyond your pubic hair; 3. the act of attempting to suck your own dick but failing so miserably because you can't grab on to balls you don't have in order to wrestle your genitals into your yapping maw.
That guy was bannoning so hard I feared Trump would stick a golf tee in his ass and play through.
by TommyRocket July 27, 2017
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The act of autofellatio. Term first coined by Anthony Scaramucci, then White House Communications Director.
I remember seeing this film once, in college, where this guy shoves a cucumber up his ass and Bannons. Weirdly awesome.
by FarfelFox August 02, 2017
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A man who cannot perform oral sex on himself due to being overweight and/or having a small penis.
He claims to be able to blow himself, but he's so fat that there's no way. I'm sure he's a bannon.
by lfbi July 27, 2017
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When a person or animal gets high on a substance, often in unexpected places. This usually ends in chaos for everyone.
by Ms.PotatoHead December 28, 2011
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Extremely selfish, grumpy, and has an insane gun addiction that requires spending endless amounts of money…but he’s the most bad-ass Dod ever possible. He loves his hounds, especially Hammerbones of course. He’s funny af, a great shooter, the best cook and he’s probably the most intelligent person I know with unlimited potential. We have our fair share of challenges and problems, but I know that as long as we love each other, there’s nothing that we cannot face. No problem or challenge is too big or too insurmountable. As long as we are together, I know that we are indestructible. He’s my rock, my inspiration, my funny man, and my life coach. We appreciate your hard work and everything you do for us.
I love you Bannon.
by the wan the wan January 31, 2019
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