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BandAIDs 

When you catch a fatal STD from a musician.
"Tommy Lee gave me bandAIDs for my birthday."
BandAIDs by TheTorr September 26, 2011
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putting bandaids on bullet wounds

1) To apply extremely limited resources to resolve massive problems. 2) To try to fix an extremely large problem, usually caused by some idiot (ie. your boss) that you are expected to pull some fairy dust out of your ass to fix.
Eric: What's going on man?
Bryan: Cleaning up this mess Antonia made.
Eric: Nothing you can't handle.
Bryan: Hardly. I will be putting bandaids on bullet wounds trying to keep this shit from going South.

Barbie Bandaids 

A really awesome, classic lady. Very clumsy hence the bandaids...A ghetto barbie. part of the StayHood clan. One of a kind!
Watch out for em Barbie Bandaids they be takin em skate boards to secret skate
Barbie Bandaids by Barbie Bandaids January 22, 2009

nipple bandaids 

Nipple bandaids are bandaids placed on the nipples to prevent the bleeding of the nipple.
“What was under his shirt?”
“He’s got nipple bandaids, they bleed when he runs.”
nipple bandaids by Iliek Sechs February 28, 2020

x...bl.ck_bandaids...x 

The prettiest person ever.Like I love them sm.
Someone:Hey do you know x...bl.ck_bandaids...x?
Me:Yeah!I love their vids!!!They are so cool!!!

Bandaid Bus 

An ambulance. "Bandaid Bus" is a term commonly used among firefighters to refer to an ambulance.
"Sorry, man... Can't make it on Saturday. I'm workin' the bandaid bus all night."
Bandaid Bus by ChescoMedic March 27, 2010

bandaid baby 

When a marriage isnt working out the parents decide to have a baby to try to fix the problems
Bob and Jane are having a bandaid baby because they think it will solve their marriage issues
bandaid baby by funkyskip April 26, 2009
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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