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band practice 

An expression often used to get out of an awkward situation.

This is particularly popular the morning after a one night stand. Either to make your excuses to leave or to hint that the other party should be on their way.
I've gotta go, I have band practice.

I'd can't go out tonight. I've got band practice.

Last night was great, the boys are coming over soon for band practice.
band practice by poiuytoo July 10, 2011
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band practice 

practice for band members that involves learning how to play and march better. these practices are to prepare band members for performances, concerts, and competitions.
I have band practice after school on Monday's, Tuesday's, and Thursday's from 3:30 - 6:00 PM.
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Band Practice 

A place where you go to get high as fuck, drunk and sometimes make music too
Hey man I went to Seventh Eves band practice and all we did was get high and wasted.

Hey man that band Seventh Eve got that dope ass bud and booze, their band practice was so good that they used their last two brain cells to run a whole ass set non stop on god.
Band Practice by Seventh Eve. April 5, 2022

band practice 

Will: Jeah, wanna go to band practice?

Jeah: Nahh, not with you
band practice by Bee [: October 14, 2009

Band practise 

The gathering of associates to smoke drugs.
What time you coming around for band practise? Don't forget ya triangle.
Band practise by faqxnoz August 4, 2024

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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