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band practice 

An expression often used to get out of an awkward situation.

This is particularly popular the morning after a one night stand. Either to make your excuses to leave or to hint that the other party should be on their way.
I've gotta go, I have band practice.

I'd can't go out tonight. I've got band practice.

Last night was great, the boys are coming over soon for band practice.
band practice by poiuytoo July 10, 2011
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band practice 

practice for band members that involves learning how to play and march better. these practices are to prepare band members for performances, concerts, and competitions.
I have band practice after school on Monday's, Tuesday's, and Thursday's from 3:30 - 6:00 PM.
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Band Practice 

A place where you go to get high as fuck, drunk and sometimes make music too
Hey man I went to Seventh Eves band practice and all we did was get high and wasted.

Hey man that band Seventh Eve got that dope ass bud and booze, their band practice was so good that they used their last two brain cells to run a whole ass set non stop on god.
Band Practice by Seventh Eve. April 5, 2022

band practice 

Will: Jeah, wanna go to band practice?

Jeah: Nahh, not with you
band practice by Bee [: October 14, 2009

Band practise 

The gathering of associates to smoke drugs.
What time you coming around for band practise? Don't forget ya triangle.
Band practise by faqxnoz August 4, 2024

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026