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banana rock 

A genre of music, popularized by Born Loser and the Hangers On, that incorporates metal, pop, rock, blues, and musical theatre, as well as energetic and dramatic stage performance.
Person 1: "Dude, remember that time we saw that band and that guy was shredding on guitar, and that other chick was flailing about all crazy, and it was all really catchy, and then it all ended with jazz hands?"
Person 2: "Oh, that was totally a banana rock band."
Person 1: "Man, I'm allergic to bananas."
banana rock by WADE wade WADE July 11, 2011
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Banana hammer puddin' rocket 

Sexual stunt in which a man lifts his scrotum in a swift, almost tossing-type motion, while simultaneously slapping his taint extremely hard. This is to be done in a practiced manner to the extent that the man can perform the act at the exact instant he begins cumming, causing his ejaculatory fluid to launch higher than ever deemed possible as a result of the taint slap.
"I have to clean the ceiling because Gerald pulled the ol' banana hammer puddin' rocket again last night."

"Paulie misfired practicing the banana hammer puddin' rocket and came in my eye!"

banana on the rocks 

The act of splitting the breasts of a female with the male penis. Does not necessarily include thrusting, i.e. it is an erect but motionless penis with emphasis on the separation of the boobs, thereby accentuating the features of the female anatomy.

Usually a move to enable the recipient to kiss and nibble on the tip of the dick.
What did they get up to last night?

They got their kit off but was too pissed and he passed out before he got past banana on the rocks.
banana on the rocks by Sweet Chunga November 22, 2017

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026