Grab a banana and peel it, remove the banana. Then take a shit and place it inside the peel. Shove the Banana log in the girl'smouth and then begin to fuck her mouth, banana and all.
Person 1: Oh I gotta take a shit! Get me a banana!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: So I can shit in it and fuck my gurl's brains out! Mudslide banana splittime!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'