Banana Dick

When a dick curves downwards instead of upwards, and makes it easy to go down ones throat while on ones knees.

Man, it sure was easy to deep throat that Big Banana Dick-it sailed right past my tonsils!!!

by Ceejmonster December 19, 2003

Banana Dick

A long, skinny yet very curved erect penis. Much like Pencil Dick, but really curved upwards.

"That guy in that porn flick sure had one hell of a banna dick!"

by Joe July 27, 2003

Banana dick

A penis that is curved in a similar way to that of the curve of a banana. Usually defined by a good ridge.

Oh man, Rhees pulled down his pants and showed us his banana dick!

by Fukpig April 9, 2011

banana dick

a dick that is so bent it looks deformed.

me: did you and Jeff fuck last night?
you: OMG he pulled his pants down and he had a banana dick...so i left.

by fuckoffanddie March 28, 2005

Banana Peel Dick

1. A word to describe Dan Browns reproductive organs.

2. A term for nasty, grotesque, god awful disgusting male genitalia.

3. Male genitalia that have become deformed due to multiple sexual relations with women that have multiple STD's

You better get that treated, or you're gonna get banana peel dick like Dan Brown.

Did you see the banana peel dick on that guy?!?

Dude, you gotta watch who you sleep with or you're gonna get banana peel dick.

by Cap'n Douche March 5, 2012

banana split dick

The name given to a post-op transexual female's former penis when it has been surgically molded to a resemble a biologically female's vagina.

Steve: Man! Check out that hottie over there! Damn! I wouldn't mind getting into that pussy tonight!
Ben: Pussy?!! Dude may look like a lady but she's a former he and the only thing you'll be getting into is her banana split dick!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 30, 2021

dick banana

The Dick banana is a very delicate fruit. That only grows in the Arsefields

Whoa, Look its a dick banana tree

by Jeff jeffsonson February 21, 2018