august 22nd*, the day of bananas, a day for the giving out and the eating and general enjoyment of and appreciation for bananas
*august 23rd may be celebrated as well, as bizarro banana day
*august 23rd may be celebrated as well, as bizarro banana day
by tyhe July 28, 2008
the 23rd of august
by bananatrophy July 28, 2008
This day is dedicated to celebrate Hannah (Hannah Banana). Hannah was the sweetest and purest dog to ever walk the earth. She loved everyone and everything in the whole world. She was far too precious for us all.
by bananaboye October 19, 2019
by Carmen<3 October 13, 2021
An overly ripened banana that is yellow with brown spots and is beginning to soften thereby needing to be consumed immediately to avoid spoilage.
The grocer only had last day bananas in stock so I'll wait until a fresh load is delivered later this week before purchasing.
by Couch Pig February 22, 2018
If you buy bananas on trash day, all the fruit flies will find their way into your home because of people's trash bins being moved about. Much like "Don't tempt fate", this is a phrase used to call someone out for their own foolish mistakes, or to warn them that if something can go wrong, it likely will go wrong.
Bride: "Awe man! I spilled catsup on my wedding gown!"
Mother-in-Law To Be: "Well, that's why you don't buy bananas on trash day."
Mother-in-Law To Be: "Well, that's why you don't buy bananas on trash day."
On the 23rd of December, everyone has to give a banana to a friend or stranger and say "do you want a banana", in reference to Tally Hall's "Banana Man".
Meghan: "I just remembered, it's Give a Banana day!" *gives banana* "Do you want a banana? This banana for you."
Carl: "Oh why thank you." *takes banana*
Carl: "Oh why thank you." *takes banana*
by flynnit December 23, 2021