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Banana Cum

If you touch mushed up bananas you can get pregnant..
BEWARE!!! My friend touch it and shes 4 months pregnant

My mom also touched it and she has aids
Banana Cum by Bananaladies December 5, 2018

Banana Butter-Cum Pie 

A Banana Butter-Cum Pie is a banana-creme pie with a dollop of whipped cum on it.
The other cadets all donated their sperm so we could all have Banana Butter-Cum Pie for dessert.

bananas monkey cum in my asshole in shit in my mouth 

The act of sexual pleasure by eating cum and shit in a sandwich and fucking a rhino and licking balls and screaming cum on my monkey dick pls harder daddy fuck me like a fat ass rhino.
bananas monkey cum in my asshole in shit in my mouth pls daddy.

Bananacum 

Banana cum is when the tip of the banana is mashed and become soft.
. Man I fucking hate bananas!
- Why man?
. Bananacum bro.
Bananacum by JhonneyMakesWords December 4, 2018

Bananabump 

when you have a ' banana ' on your pants, and you use this current state, to purposefully run into a hot chick so she cant get a feel
sarah - oh boy that jock gave me the best bananabump in the club yesterday
Bananabump by sourjugs November 6, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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