(v) when you perform the helicopter with your girlfriend ON a helicopter while also recieving oral from several fine hunnies. Note: If the girl you are helicopter-ing is not your OFFICIAL significant other, the term 'balton' cannot be used. This is especially applicable if your girlfriend is also your sister.
stefan: oh my god, dude. Did you see The Town last night?
bob: no man, I was--OH SHIT!! LOOK AT THAT DUDE GETTING BALTONED OVER THERE!
stefan: harrrrrdcooooorrrreeeeeeee
bob: no man, I was--OH SHIT!! LOOK AT THAT DUDE GETTING BALTONED OVER THERE!
stefan: harrrrrdcooooorrrreeeeeeee
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He is a wizard with a bow and arrow often not needing to look at his target and still being able to hit his mark
He is a wizard with a bow and arrow often not needing to look at his target and still being able to hit his mark
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A bung hole.
by chicago jones June 13, 2011
Get the baloney ring mug.The use of one's penis as a striking weapon. Most likely while erect. Will make a thud noise upon contact with one's forehead, cheek, or chin.
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Get the Mushroom baton mug.The use of one's penis as a striking weapon. Preferable method is while it is erect. This will make a nice thud noise upon contact with one's face, forehead, cheek, chin, or nose.
The chicken head used too much teeth during oral so I smacked her with the mushroom baton. Left a nice welt on her cheek too.
by M_Dubz152 June 5, 2023
Get the Mushroom baton mug.Kids that hang out on the balcony (obviously), these types of kids are typically cringey, annoying, and post their "dark" thoughts on their Snapchat stories. Do not confuse balcony kids with emo people or goth people, they are a new breed. They all "date" one another, they are all each others "ex". Their version of dating is standing on the balcony and holding each other awkwardly close, murmuring "I love you so much". If you see them doing this, make bets on how soon they'll break up, it's a good way to make money. They don't always hang out on the balcony, though, if they're at your school, they may swarm a certain hallway or corridor, screaming their petty inside jokes.
"If you don't like being hated by everyone, don't hang out with the balcony kids."
"You guys are so fucking annoying! You're all just a bunch of inbred fucking balcony kids!"
"You guys are so fucking annoying! You're all just a bunch of inbred fucking balcony kids!"
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He usually sends Johnny Hamcheck to do some quests.
He usually sends Johnny Hamcheck to do some quests.
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