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Super handsome and attractive guy, easygoing, loves to laugh, and makes everyones day better. Definitely want to be friends with a Baltej.
"yo who's that guy over there?"
"that's baltej, sickest guy i know."
Baltej by yuppies with the puppies November 19, 2021
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Usually a guy who laughs at every thing, never admits he's a skirt chaser
Yo ur such a baltej for laughing at that robber
baltej by Momysbob12 December 21, 2013
(v.) to dance artlessly, without particular grace or skill but usually with enjoyment.
I love to balter!
Balter by Cobourg February 1, 2013
To dance without particular skill or grace, but with extreme joy. Often performed by teenagers at parties, but can be enjoyed by a person of any age.
"Hey, that is some sweet baltering you're doing!"
Balter by KandiL<3vee April 14, 2013

Balter Banter 

" the art of artless dancing whilst partaking in chat that is playful, intelligent and original!! "
We had such a fun night dancing last night..it was proper Balter Banter!
Balter Banter by PFP CREW BABE March 18, 2017

Getting the Baltes 

The act of totally getting screwed over at work in the midst of a hectic day.
Jim: "It is going to be super busy in the store today."
Bob: "Yeah and we have a huge work list to get done."
Jim: "and a ton of customers to take care of, maybe Brad can help us out with the customers while we get the work list done."
Bob: "Dude, Brad went home early said he needed to cut hours today."
Jim: "are you fucking kidding me man? We are totally Getting the Baltes in here today!"
YoOoooOOoOOo Baltaj Nigga Lowkey lit yoooo. He is 100 percent the GOAT. 🐐🐐
Baltaj is such a Beasted, Goated, and inspiring soul.
Baltaj by BundConsumer69 February 4, 2022
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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