risking everything
a shortened way of saying the phrase
Don't "put your balls on the table, or she'll smash it with a frying pan"
a shortened way of saying the phrase
Don't "put your balls on the table, or she'll smash it with a frying pan"
zach:wow man don't propose tonight
Cj:what the hell why not
Zach im just saying you'll be putting your balls on the table
Cj:what the hell why not
Zach im just saying you'll be putting your balls on the table
by PB SLAPPER June 26, 2010
 Get the balls on the tablemug.
Get the balls on the tablemug. Guy A: "Every five minutes she says, 'i need someone to make out with' and so i say 'let's go' and then later she says she thought i was joking."
Guy B: "Give her the ol' dick in the laptop bag. That'll put the balls on the table, so to speak"
Guy B: "Give her the ol' dick in the laptop bag. That'll put the balls on the table, so to speak"
by sinistlor December 8, 2009
 Get the balls on the tablemug.
Get the balls on the tablemug. An expression to describe someone who is willing to risk or gamble with extreme consequences should they lose.
"You better be careful before you put your balls on the table."
Man 1: Ok, I'm all in.
Man 2: Shiiit, me too.
Man 3: I see the balls are on the table tonight.
Man 1: Ok, I'm all in.
Man 2: Shiiit, me too.
Man 3: I see the balls are on the table tonight.
by cousinitt April 6, 2010
 Get the Balls on the tablemug.
Get the Balls on the tablemug. To take high level of risks / be appear to be willing to back up words with actions / to be unashamedly frank about your intentions / motives / to put your money where your mouth is / to go all out
Man 1 "if you think this is going to work why don't you do it? come on put your balls on the table "
Man 2 "let me run it and i'l put in the fifty k you need"
Man 1"that's what i call putting your balls on the table"
Man 2 "let me run it and i'l put in the fifty k you need"
Man 1"that's what i call putting your balls on the table"
by superfly9229229292929 February 18, 2010
 Get the putting your balls on the tablemug.
Get the putting your balls on the tablemug. by good guy u pls October 18, 2019
 Get the Balls land menacingly on tablemug.
Get the Balls land menacingly on tablemug. It is the sensational sensation of a dude who ties a feather to his tongue and licks your dangling balls while you are strapped to the bottom of a table.
Homie: Hey bro wanna play around with our penises?
Homie 2: Yea of course man will you give me a furry balls plopped menacingly on the table?
Homie: omg I'm so fuckin' gay for you right now.
Homie 2: Yea of course man will you give me a furry balls plopped menacingly on the table?
Homie: omg I'm so fuckin' gay for you right now.
by Lil Uzi Verts dick's in my ass June 1, 2017
 Get the Furry Balls Plopped Menacingly on the Tablemug.
Get the Furry Balls Plopped Menacingly on the Tablemug.