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balls in a damien 

Person 1: "balls in a damien!"
Person 2: "what happened?"
Person 1: "I slammed my donger bonger in a door!"

Balls in a damien 

A substitute for many peculiar phrases, such as "jesus christ", "oh my god", and "what the frick".
Bob: "BALLS IN A DAMIEN!"
Joe: "u good bobber?"
Bob: "they canceled my favorite show, 'Joueho Mimana'!"
Joe: "that's sussy baka"
Balls in a damien by juoemama August 26, 2022

balls deep in a damien

when you are really, really in trouble.
When you mom counts down from 3 you should say "Balls deep in a Damien!"

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026