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balls first 

1)where a man makes a decision, completly diregarding all concequnces that may occur in the result of this action. this may include dating a married woman, buying a piece of crap car, drinking a whole bottle of tequilla then waking up in bath tub next to a stripper named candy whose ironiclly enough... a married 17 year old who ralphed in your 1989 ford aerostar last night. awesome!

2)where a skater/bmx'er/snowboarder etc.. falls from a great distance and lands on his balls being the first to hit the ground. :-(
1) yea my friend grant went to jail for wrecking that stolen corvette.oh well, he said he was going balls first when he told me he was going to rob a bank "point break" style.

2) dude, i was like, totally hitting this bodacious rail, and then BAM! i hit balls first, i think one nut went inside for a sec.
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Balls First 

A contemporary skiing technique where one thrusts their groin forward so that their testicles are out in front at all times. Also effective for boules and frisbee.
"The best way to go down the maintain is balls first!"
Balls First by Howdybums May 20, 2013

Balls First 

(Of a man) The act of inserting one’s balls into another persons orifice, as opposed to the traditional method, ‘tip first.’
Dude, I went balls first in Patricia last night.
Balls First by setharooski January 9, 2024

Balls: The First Juvenile Release. 

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Person 343: Balls: The First Juvenile Release.

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch 

a sentence no one has ever uttered except me. why i have ever thought of this is beyond me. help me. help us. you are the only other person to ever see this. except for the poor soul who reviews this.

also nice dick bro
it wont

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch

Butch Queen First Time At A Ball 

A phrase that was originally noted by the LEGENDARY Paris Dupree in the multiple award winning documentary entitled "Paris is Burning,"as a category for masculine looking drag queens who have never been to a ball and therefore arrive looking BUTCH.

The phrase has become popular recently and is used to describe females and males alike who try to dress fem, but who's masculine traits always shine through.
NeNe Leaks showed up at Award Show looking like a "Butch Queen First Time at a Ball."

In Third Grade, I Sold Dragon Ball Z Documents And Slipped Backwards: The First Juvenile Release 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: In Third Grade, I Sold Dragon Ball Z Documents And Slipped Backwards: The First Juvenile Release
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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