When one of your friends gets loaded, you pull down his pants in back and lay a hotdog in his buttcrack. It is usually garnished with ketchup and mustard.
When Steve passes out, we're totally going to ballpark frank him. When he wakes up, he is gonna be PISSED.
When you screw a girl that is on her period, pull out, and apply mustard to your penis and reinsert.
Guy 1: Hey, how was your night last night with your girlfriend?
Guy 2: Awesome! Fucking Ballpark Franked her!
Guy 1: Wow, really?
Guy 2: AWWWWW YEAAAHHH
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.