When one of your friends gets loaded, you pull down his pants in back and lay a hotdog in his buttcrack. It is usually garnished with ketchup and mustard.
When Steve passes out, we're totally going to ballpark frank him. When he wakes up, he is gonna be PISSED.
When you screw a girl that is on her period, pull out, and apply mustard to your penis and reinsert.
Guy 1: Hey, how was your night last night with your girlfriend?
Guy 2: Awesome! Fucking Ballpark Franked her!
Guy 1: Wow, really?
Guy 2: AWWWWW YEAAAHHH