balloon baby

you take a condom fill it with sperm tie it take a crap on your girl friend then once the crap is in her vagina pop the condom on her and let both the sperm and crap get inside of her then wait 9 months and you got yourself a shit covered baby. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

my balloon baby cant take a bath or he will melt in the drain.

by fred mc farkle June 01, 2007

baby balloons

balls

Lick my baby balloons.

by julibra July 11, 2008

Big Baby Balloons

Grossly fat children or obesity.

Did you read Big Baby Balloons yet, it's a good read.

by john21425 November 01, 2017

big spoon baby balloon

Part of the outrageous radio show - The Chris Morris Radio Show on Radio 1 (UK) - where, in one show, satirist Chris Morris (see The Day Today, Brasseye, Blue Jam) persuades his radio sidekick to borrow (steal) a baby from London's Oxford Street and take it back to the studio. It is then tied to two large helium ballons and tea strainers placed over its eyes in an attempt to make it look like The Fly. A game then ensues where the, now floating, baby is batted over the mixing desk with large spoons. The game is known as Big Spoon Baby Balloon and is soon to be an Olympic event.

Dude: I'm bored babysitting...lets play a game!
Patrick Bateman: Ok. But what will we play? Mind if I stick on my Huey Lewis CD by the way?
Dude: Yeah..go for it. Gimmie those balloons over...lets make this wee fucker fly! I'll teach him to shit on my couch!
Patrick Bateman: Cool... Big spoon baby balloon!! 1 nil!
Dude: What's with the axe....?

by Digitalnonsense November 09, 2006

Balloon Baby

The queef of air back into a condom once the semen has emptied into your vagina.

“How do you know when to take the condom out?”

You’ll blow out the tip Balloon Baby

by Mmsnozzberry May 20, 2024