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balled out 

1) Getting yelled at.
2) Racking your scrote and balls so badly that they resemble pureed potatoes.
1) 12 year old: "What did your mom do when she found the cigarettes?"
13 year old: "She balled me out; told me I could die before I was twenty."

2) A man is cycling comfortably along a busy street and decides to accelerate when he sees the traffic light ahead change to amber. He stands high on the pedals and pumps harder and harder until his left foot slips at the same time his tire catches a sewer grate. He is rapidly shifted forwards forcing him to firmly and squarely straddle the center-post of the handle bars which catch his shorts. The bike is partially wedged by the front tire in the sewer grate but the force of his crotch ALONE lurches the bike out of the grate where he somersaults - bike fully attached solely to his crotch - through the entire intersection. While lying there unconscious, an onlooker can see the skin of his scrotum tightly twisted around the one handle bar with a flattened dark blue testicle clearly seen through the thinned skin.
Onlooker: "Maaaaan, that guy just got SEEEeeeriously balled out!!!"
balled out by psiscott2000 April 27, 2006

Balled out 

To “Ball out” is to perform at an elite level at whatever it is you do (specifically in sports)
After being down 3 games to 1 , Lebron James and the Cleveland Cavaliers managed to win 3 consecutive games in a row to win the 2016 NBA Finals . Lebron James along with Kyrie Irving balled out during that 3 game stretch putting up all time numbers and making clutch shots to secure the win .

Sidney Crosby carried the Pittsburgh penguins to back to back Stanley Cups 2016&2017 . He balled out in almost every game he played on the road to both cups

balled my eyes out 

a misspelling of "bawled my eyes out" used by people from California and elsewhere who actually pronounce "cot" and "caught" the same way.
others who have written definitions of "balled my eyes out" here are perfect examples
balled my eyes out by Tomer S February 28, 2008

balled my eyes out 

when the eyes have had testicles placed on them for such a period of time that thier usefulness has been comprimised.
i had to get glasses because my boyfriend balled my eyes out.
balled my eyes out by jeffbogart April 18, 2005

bailed out 

To agree to go to an event and then having an excuse for not going.
She bailed out again on something we planned, not going to invite her next time.
bailed out by KawaiiCassa3 January 7, 2016
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