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Brooklyn Ball Digger 

Extremely painful sex position. The male is REQUIRED to repeatedly penetrate the vagina using only one testicle. This is mastered by using no hands.
I think I might have busted a nut while doing the Brooklyn Ball Digger, but she was completely satisfied.

ball digger

When the front end loader slightly touches the side of a ball bearing/joint exposing areas otherwise known as squigs, squiplers, quintoips.

Originally discovered in the deepest sections of antarctic ice. While polar bears and dolphins avoid conflict, vikings and tusciggan hyundai tuscani slap cheeks of the horizontal attributed caldwell-popes. None of this however has anything to do with the NBA.
Carl: Hey John did you hear about the local infestation of ball diggers on the 11pm news?
John: No Carl! I did not hear about that on our local WNEP's segment "Hey there Henry"!
Craig: What are you two up to again talkin about all those ball diggers!
Carl: Leave yourself out of this one Craig, if anyones got ball digging going on in their family, it's you!

John, Craig, and Carl learned in the future that they all actually happened to be ball diggers.
ball digger by Winpick November 17, 2018

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008