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Bald Pussy 

When a lady shaves off her pubic hair so it looks sexy for the men to enter their penis into.
My boyfriend put his dick into my bald pussy.
Bald Pussy by Yipyipyip1234 May 24, 2022
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Bald Pussy 

A pelvic style that only Americans love, while Europeans and the rest of the world find it gross, unhygienic and too much resembling a too young lady. So it's not really a compliment if it's not an American calling it so.
Bleah, that girl had a totally bald pussy. Yeah, not just shaved, bald as a tomato!!! It was a total turn off...
Bald Pussy by Neldot October 27, 2023

Bald Pussy 

A sweet, tasty, beautiful art of perfection for presenting a perfect ready to eat pussy.
Kisding my quivering, wet girlfriends' Bald Pussy makes me cum like a river.
Bald Pussy by Emmawatsonspussy August 1, 2024
a baldussy is a pussy that is bald
youssif: laoora needs a baldussy
laoora: no
baldussy by anonymous March 10, 2022

ballpussy 

"EWWW! This soup tastes like ballpussy!"
"Joe's a ballpussy"
"That Cadieux kid is a real ballpussy"
ballpussy by Kevin Mcnight November 8, 2007
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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