Bakon 

"Busting All Kinds Of Nuts"
Sleeping with the same person multiple time, or having sex with different partners.

A guy bragging to a friend would say:
"Bruh I be bakon" (busting all kinds of nuts) the friend would respond "bruh you ain't getting none"

Bakon by MkUltra December 29, 2014

bakon 

verb approve, to like something or someone

"I totally bakon that song.”

“I didn’t bakon that latest movie.”

bakon by Olexity May 6, 2010

Bakon 

Bakon is the Definition you give to someone is fat, dosent shower and has curly hair with a chubby face... AKA they look like a pig.

1. Dude your brother looks like Bakon..
2. ROFL yeah awesome nick name
3.what you guys talking about
1 & 2. stfu bakon

Bakon by The1NdNly April 20, 2009

Bakon 

a party animal, someone that's always down to get fucked up, someone that does alot of drugs at once. (ex. cocaine, marijuana, ecstacy, nitrous, beer, liquor, salvia, mushrooms, promethazine) someone that is the shit.

damn, this weekend is felt like bakon.
fuck, bakon was bakoned the fuck out this weekend!

Bakon by the gouch October 21, 2009

bakon vodka cream pie 

when pan of hot bakon grease is slung onto an unsuspecting whore's vagina. The burn is then sterilized with the cheapest vodka available and the friend of the grease slinger then administers a standard cream pie to said whore.

That whore on the tiki bar wanted a body shot but got a bakon vodka cream pie.

bakon vodka cream pie by fishy oil May 21, 2011

bacon bakon 

a vps member who's humor is shit

bacon bakon gets bitches

bacon bakon by bak0n August 15, 2022

can of bacon 

Someone who never knows what they're saying and always doing something dumb

"Why are you drinking bleach, you're such a can of bacon"

can of bacon by Bill Woods January 1, 2017