When your butt/thigh hairs bunch up and tangle, causing it to pull apart when you sit down and take a shit
Skweezy Jibbs on bakersfield grilled cheese: U KNO WHEN U PLAY BASKETBALL
OR WORK OUT AN UR BUTT AN
THIGH HAIRS R 2 LONG AN THEY
GET ALL TWISTED UP IN2 A BUNCH
OF GREASY KNOTS $ AN THEN
WHEN U SIT DOWN ON THA TOILET
LATER AN SPREAD UR CHEEKS
ITS LIKE PULLIN APART A NASTY
GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH??
THATS A BAKERSFIELD GRILLED
CHEESE
OR WORK OUT AN UR BUTT AN
THIGH HAIRS R 2 LONG AN THEY
GET ALL TWISTED UP IN2 A BUNCH
OF GREASY KNOTS $ AN THEN
WHEN U SIT DOWN ON THA TOILET
LATER AN SPREAD UR CHEEKS
ITS LIKE PULLIN APART A NASTY
GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH??
THATS A BAKERSFIELD GRILLED
CHEESE
by cliqqbabe April 21, 2022
“U KNO WHEN U PLAY BASKETBALL
OR WORK OUT AN UR BUTT AND
THIGH HAIRS R 2 LONG AN THEY
GET ALL TWISTED UP IN2 A BUNCH
OF GREASY KNOTS 👎 AN THEN
WHEN U SIT DOWN ON THA TOOLET
LATER AN SPREAD UR CHEEKS
ITS LIKE PULLIN APART A NASTY
GRILLED CHEESE SANDWHICH??”
-Skweezy Jibbs
OR WORK OUT AN UR BUTT AND
THIGH HAIRS R 2 LONG AN THEY
GET ALL TWISTED UP IN2 A BUNCH
OF GREASY KNOTS 👎 AN THEN
WHEN U SIT DOWN ON THA TOOLET
LATER AN SPREAD UR CHEEKS
ITS LIKE PULLIN APART A NASTY
GRILLED CHEESE SANDWHICH??”
-Skweezy Jibbs
by Big-cock123 April 21, 2022
When your sweaty, greasy butt hairs get entangled during physical activity, and you spread your butt cheeks on the toilet and it rips apart like a grilled cheese sandwich.
I had such a work out, when I go to the bathroom later it’s going to be a Bakersfield grilled cheese!
by Scribbles43701 April 21, 2022
When anal hairs get tied in a greasy knot, usually after some basketball. A Bakersfield Grilled Cheese can be achieved when a person sits on a toilet, and the knots rip apart.
Person 1: "Yeah man, that was a good game!"
Person 2: "I'm getting a Bakersfield Grilled Cheese bro, I gotta run to the restroom!"
Person 2: "I'm getting a Bakersfield Grilled Cheese bro, I gotta run to the restroom!"
by BaguetteLuvr April 22, 2022